BACK FROM THE GRAVE WITH SOME AWESOME NEWS!
Cleveland Jackson, the man behind Chris Grantland, has assembled a super team of writers to bring you the greatest piece of Cavaliers memorabilia ever assembled, CAVS ZINE #2
What exactly is Cavs Zine #2? Easily, it’s simply the single most complete bible of Cavaliers fanship ever assembled. Seriously, look at this lineup of writers:
Scott Raab - Author of The Whore of Akron, writer for Esquire
Dawn Griffin - artist, cartoonist and transplanted CLE fan www.zfcomics.com
SPACE FUN MARS - www.igohardnow.com writer, artist and raconteur 
BOOSH - www.igohardnow.com writer and tall guy
Josh Flagner - co-founder www.morethanafan.net
Eric Knappenberger - the @CavsWitness guy on Twitter
Brendan Bowers - founder/proprietor of www.StepienRules.com  
Ben Cox - founder www.benblog.net and writer at www.waitingfornextyear.com
Mike Brenkus - cover artist and @cre8ive_juice guy on Twitter
Scott Sargent - co-founder of www.waitingfornextyear.com
Justin Meiser  - the @CONCEDE guy on Twitter - featured at www.yardbarker.com
Alex Raffalli - PodCAVS founder 
Robert Attenweiler - Founder www.Cadavalier.com, author (w/ Scott Henkle) of the play “Our Greatest Year”
Reshae Hanes - founder, www.CLEfoodgoddess.com 
Sam Drew - founder, www.SamDrewTakesOn.com 
And me! And I get to write about my two greatest loves, the Cavaliers and sandwiches! And it comes with a Michael Stanley flexi disc! Yeah, it’s fucking awesome! And it’s limited to only 300 copies!
How do you get one? Good question. Details will be unveiled soon. I’ll have to come back from the grave one last time to announce how they can get them. 
You can also follow me on Twitter at @AngeloCLE. You’ll find that info, as well as everything I’ve been working on post-Throw the Hammer Down there as well

BACK FROM THE GRAVE WITH SOME AWESOME NEWS!

Cleveland Jackson, the man behind Chris Grantland, has assembled a super team of writers to bring you the greatest piece of Cavaliers memorabilia ever assembled, CAVS ZINE #2

What exactly is Cavs Zine #2? Easily, it’s simply the single most complete bible of Cavaliers fanship ever assembled. Seriously, look at this lineup of writers:

And me! And I get to write about my two greatest loves, the Cavaliers and sandwiches! And it comes with a Michael Stanley flexi disc! Yeah, it’s fucking awesome! And it’s limited to only 300 copies!

How do you get one? Good question. Details will be unveiled soon. I’ll have to come back from the grave one last time to announce how they can get them. 

You can also follow me on Twitter at @AngeloCLE. You’ll find that info, as well as everything I’ve been working on post-Throw the Hammer Down there as well

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The mystery at the core of sports lies in the lives of its fans. What stokes all that unrequited fire and devotion and wanting? In a world rotten with mercenaries, free agents and betrayal, whom do we trust? Who rewards our purity? Our passion? Who reciprocates our madness? What price do we pay for loyalty or honor? For inspiration? For services rendered? How much cash should we leave on the nightstand?

No matter what you’ve heard or read, these are the questions at the broken heart of Scott Raab’s memoir and confessional, “The Whore of Akron.”

Mr. Raab, a senior writer from Esquire and a Clevelander to his chromosomes, takes up that city’s sad abandonment by one LeBron James. The book is both poem and polemic, a lyrical inventory of rage and appetite and loss.

The book is easily misunderstood. It is not for the prim, the delicate or the weak-livered. Because the book is honest. The book is strong drink. Because profane explains sacred, the book is a punch in the nose.

Because the book is a book about love.

ESPN columnist Jeff MacGregor on Scott Raab’s “The Whore of Akron” (via wfny)

Side Note: I’m shocked an ESPN review actually got the point of the book and didn’t get wrapped up in typical ESPN bullshit.

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Reblogged from wfny

Review: The Whore of Akron by Scott Raab
To say that The Whore of Akron is a book about LeBron James would be a massive over-simplification and would be doing Raab’s writing a great disservice. While James’ decision to leave the Cavaliers and join forces with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in South Beach is certainly the driving force of the book, The Whore of Akron is a far more complex narrative than it’s title would suggest. Despite the obvious hate and vitriol that moved Raab to document James’ final season with the Cavaliers and his first with the Heat, The Whore of Akron is a work of love. It is a testament to the love and pride Clevelanders feel towards their city and a man’s love towards his wife and child.
The Whore of Akron is largely a memoir of Scott Raab’s own life. Raab is a born and mostly raised Clevelander (he spent a few years of his childhood in Los Angeles until his parents divorced) pushing the age of 60. Raab writes with a tone of urgency and seems to be fairly convinced that his time on the Earth is quickly counting down. Reading about his life, I’m not entirely inclined to disagree. Raab’s had a rough, drug and alcohol fueled life and, as a memoir, The Whore of Akron reads similarly to the works of Charles Bukowski, specifically Ham on Rye.
Raab writes about his own life with an eye just as critical and cutting as the treatment he gives James. In fact, LeBron James enters into the story mostly as a foil to Raab himself. Throughout the book, Raab writes that the feelings one man feels towards another are simply a mirror reflection of his own feelings towards himself. Raab contrasts himself to James throughout and the comparisons couldn’t be any more different. Whereas James is a mere year older than myself (he’s currently 26), he’s worth millions, is a world-wide brand and is poised to become the greatest and most successful athlete ever. Meanwhile, Raab spent his twenties drunk and high, bumming around some of Cleveland’s seedier neighborhoods and doing other horrible things I won’t spoil in this review. Suffice to say, Raab’s had a colorful life and there were more than a few moments where I stared at the page stunned at something he’s done.
While LeBron’s sins (wearing a Yankee’s cap to Progressive Field, quitting on his team and hometown during the final series against the Celtics, and The Decision) easily pale in comparison to Raab’s, the comparison between how the two men have carried those sins with themselves is the most compelling part of the story. Raab’s sins have obviously been an enormous burden on his life and he knows he’ll never live them down. However, he openly admits that and has, seemingly, grown from them and in the meantime has always remained true and loyal to the things he values, his (second) wife and son, his hometown and his own sense of pride. Meanwhile, James seemingly has no loyalty to anyone or anything but himself and his global brand and won’t even admit he’s made a mistake yet alone try to grow from one.
It’s a very subtle and nuanced approach to covering The Decision and it’s one I don’t expect to go over very well with the ESPN crowd given the complexity of the argument. Also muddling the point is the language Raab uses throughout. Believe it or not, LeBron escapes the harshiest criticisms in the book (that honor goes to former Browns owner Art Modell), and I can easily see Raab being written off as a hateful, vitriolic hypocrite given his tone throughout the book.
But that’s too simplistic of a view. Much like Raab uses LeBron as a foil, I couldn’t help but read The Whore of Akron and view Raab in the same way he views James. I’ve always found Raab to be a boorish, hateful writer when it comes to his treatment of James and generally wrote him off as the literary equivalent of a shock jock. However, reading The Whore of Akron makes the source of this hatred clear, Raab’s undying sense of loyalty and pride towards the city of Cleveland, which is a feeling I can absolutely relate to.
Raab writes about our mutual hometown with the same feeling of love that he uses towards his wife and son, which is especially pronounced when comparing these passages to the ones he uses to write about James. As he writes about different neighborhoods, I felt as if someone was holding a mirror up to my own personal emotions about them. He writes about the same Cleveland Heights and Lee road that I know, love and call home. He writes about Independence, which is mere minutes from where my parents live and where I grew up, in a way that brings me back to all the good times I had there as a child. And he writes about other suburbs in a way that makes me want to go explore them and know them as well as I know my stomping grounds.
It’s these brief flashes of humanity and love sprinkled throughout that make The Whore of Akron such a compelling read. If this was simply an inside story on the buildup to and aftermath of The Decision, there’d be no point to read it. However, by taking the story of LeBron James and holding it up as a mirror into the life, failings and loves of a man like Scott Raab, The Whore of Akron transforms itself into an amazingly introspective study on what it means to be a man. It’s easily the best love story to the city of Cleveland I’ve ever read and there are some truly genuinely moving sections within. In particular, there’s a scene where a doped up Raab is hallucinating a conversation with James over some peach cobbler that is one of the most powerfully moving pieces of introspection I’ve ever read.
Simply put, The Whore of Akron is a must-read. While at it’s heart it’s a story of two NBA seasons, the basketball is secondary to a truly compelling story of man doing the best to live with his past and another man so concerned with his legacy and future that he’s missed everything he’s had all along. It’s powerful stuff and easily at the top of my list for best books of 2011.
The Whore of Akron is available everywhere books are sold this Tuesday, November 15th and can’t be recommended enough by this writer.

Review: The Whore of Akron by Scott Raab

To say that The Whore of Akron is a book about LeBron James would be a massive over-simplification and would be doing Raab’s writing a great disservice. While James’ decision to leave the Cavaliers and join forces with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in South Beach is certainly the driving force of the book, The Whore of Akron is a far more complex narrative than it’s title would suggest. Despite the obvious hate and vitriol that moved Raab to document James’ final season with the Cavaliers and his first with the Heat, The Whore of Akron is a work of love. It is a testament to the love and pride Clevelanders feel towards their city and a man’s love towards his wife and child.

The Whore of Akron is largely a memoir of Scott Raab’s own life. Raab is a born and mostly raised Clevelander (he spent a few years of his childhood in Los Angeles until his parents divorced) pushing the age of 60. Raab writes with a tone of urgency and seems to be fairly convinced that his time on the Earth is quickly counting down. Reading about his life, I’m not entirely inclined to disagree. Raab’s had a rough, drug and alcohol fueled life and, as a memoir, The Whore of Akron reads similarly to the works of Charles Bukowski, specifically Ham on Rye.

Raab writes about his own life with an eye just as critical and cutting as the treatment he gives James. In fact, LeBron James enters into the story mostly as a foil to Raab himself. Throughout the book, Raab writes that the feelings one man feels towards another are simply a mirror reflection of his own feelings towards himself. Raab contrasts himself to James throughout and the comparisons couldn’t be any more different. Whereas James is a mere year older than myself (he’s currently 26), he’s worth millions, is a world-wide brand and is poised to become the greatest and most successful athlete ever. Meanwhile, Raab spent his twenties drunk and high, bumming around some of Cleveland’s seedier neighborhoods and doing other horrible things I won’t spoil in this review. Suffice to say, Raab’s had a colorful life and there were more than a few moments where I stared at the page stunned at something he’s done.

While LeBron’s sins (wearing a Yankee’s cap to Progressive Field, quitting on his team and hometown during the final series against the Celtics, and The Decision) easily pale in comparison to Raab’s, the comparison between how the two men have carried those sins with themselves is the most compelling part of the story. Raab’s sins have obviously been an enormous burden on his life and he knows he’ll never live them down. However, he openly admits that and has, seemingly, grown from them and in the meantime has always remained true and loyal to the things he values, his (second) wife and son, his hometown and his own sense of pride. Meanwhile, James seemingly has no loyalty to anyone or anything but himself and his global brand and won’t even admit he’s made a mistake yet alone try to grow from one.

It’s a very subtle and nuanced approach to covering The Decision and it’s one I don’t expect to go over very well with the ESPN crowd given the complexity of the argument. Also muddling the point is the language Raab uses throughout. Believe it or not, LeBron escapes the harshiest criticisms in the book (that honor goes to former Browns owner Art Modell), and I can easily see Raab being written off as a hateful, vitriolic hypocrite given his tone throughout the book.

But that’s too simplistic of a view. Much like Raab uses LeBron as a foil, I couldn’t help but read The Whore of Akron and view Raab in the same way he views James. I’ve always found Raab to be a boorish, hateful writer when it comes to his treatment of James and generally wrote him off as the literary equivalent of a shock jock. However, reading The Whore of Akron makes the source of this hatred clear, Raab’s undying sense of loyalty and pride towards the city of Cleveland, which is a feeling I can absolutely relate to.

Raab writes about our mutual hometown with the same feeling of love that he uses towards his wife and son, which is especially pronounced when comparing these passages to the ones he uses to write about James. As he writes about different neighborhoods, I felt as if someone was holding a mirror up to my own personal emotions about them. He writes about the same Cleveland Heights and Lee road that I know, love and call home. He writes about Independence, which is mere minutes from where my parents live and where I grew up, in a way that brings me back to all the good times I had there as a child. And he writes about other suburbs in a way that makes me want to go explore them and know them as well as I know my stomping grounds.

It’s these brief flashes of humanity and love sprinkled throughout that make The Whore of Akron such a compelling read. If this was simply an inside story on the buildup to and aftermath of The Decision, there’d be no point to read it. However, by taking the story of LeBron James and holding it up as a mirror into the life, failings and loves of a man like Scott Raab, The Whore of Akron transforms itself into an amazingly introspective study on what it means to be a man. It’s easily the best love story to the city of Cleveland I’ve ever read and there are some truly genuinely moving sections within. In particular, there’s a scene where a doped up Raab is hallucinating a conversation with James over some peach cobbler that is one of the most powerfully moving pieces of introspection I’ve ever read.

Simply put, The Whore of Akron is a must-read. While at it’s heart it’s a story of two NBA seasons, the basketball is secondary to a truly compelling story of man doing the best to live with his past and another man so concerned with his legacy and future that he’s missed everything he’s had all along. It’s powerful stuff and easily at the top of my list for best books of 2011.

The Whore of Akron is available everywhere books are sold this Tuesday, November 15th and can’t be recommended enough by this writer.

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They weren’t old enough to have known Cleveland when Cleveland felt any collective pride and dignity. Having lived their whole lives in a punch line, having watched their favorite ballplayers leave as free agents or in lopsided trades, having seen each local franchise build a team seemingly good enough to win it all but doomed to fail in the end, often under circumstances so absurdly painful that some of them believe the town was actually cursed: Pride and dignity were foreign to a fan base whose daily bread had forever tasted of ash.

- Scott Rabb, The Whore of Akron

I’ve been reading my advance copy I snagged from the good people over at Stepien Rules (by the way, thanks again guys) and I have to say, everyone should be rushing out to pick this up on the 15th. It’s a must read.

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Samardo Samuels, Ladies and Gentlemen:

It’s a cold Thursday night in Cleveland. Samardo Samuels is snuggling up on the couch with his iPad, getting ready for Big Bang Theory. Suddenly, he has an idea for a tweet. A tweet so good, it had to be sent out immediately. No time to think it over or second guess it. Oh no, it had to be dropped onto the internet as soon as possible. And so, it begins:

Meanwhile, I’m on my couch, waiting for news on the lockout because I’m a total sucker like that. I read a tweet so dumb that my mind shuts down for a moment. I read it again. Yes, it says what I think it says. Yes, it’s both a humblebrag and offensively homophobic. I respond:

But I’m not the only one to notice the tweet:

Samardo responds:

We inquire further:

Samardo clarifies that he’s not homophobic:

The Internet collectively scratches it’s head:

Samardo yet again clarifies:

It suddenly makes sense. Samardo Samuels is a complete fucking moron:

But it turns out that we were all wrong. Turns out it that Samardo’s (Verified) Twitter account had been temporarily turned into a fan page and someone else had sent out the offending tweet:

To prove it, Samardo immediately went back to Tweeting what he typically does, incoherent garbage:

The offending fan who hijacked Samardo’s Twitter page is later identified:

Do yourself a favor and follow all the I Go Hard Now guys and everyone else involved with this on Twitter. Seriously, they’re the best and I was literally in tears during this whole thing. I feel like this is also a good time to point out that all of these Tweets are going to be preserved forever in the Library of Congress. Thank’s for being you Samardo!

@HammerDownBlog

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